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I'm Jacob Taylor. 17 year old high school junior. Commonwealth of Kentucky. Coheed and Cambria rules everything around me. I try to make music on clarinet and go hard at Ultimate. I fail at both. I drive a Chrysler 200. I have a girlfriend. She is very tiny and pretty. She squishes my face. She also has a blog.

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NO. #prom2013 #imminentned

Isn’t @virtualdezzy cute with glasses? And whiskers. #girlfriend #beautiful #glasses #kitty #cute

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peppersongg:

I found this and it’s the best thing. (not mine)

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This is going to be the partiest thing ever. @taylorc1987 @andrewwk #andrewwk #partyhard

queendeans:

i dont think you guys understand, i haven’t listened to mcr since they broke up. that’s just how i cope.

EXCEPT THAT TIME I MADE YOU LISTEN THEM IN MY CAR

satanic2chainz:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

i’m crying.

this is one of the best photosets on tumblr

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im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker

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margopegpie:

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

This offends me. why would you want your pizza to touch that?

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

floral-prince:

closetaffairs:

bigcoolscorner:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER

this picture made all of my problems go away

It’s a rule of dogs:

All big dogs think they are teeny tiny lap dogs

All small dogs think they are these giant terrifying monsters

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youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

stormpooper:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

stop saying I can’t even and start saying I can even

believe in urself

is that a lawn mower flying

no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams

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NPR

margopegpie:

gingerbatch-addict:

fake-fucken-smiles:

take-the-steel-to-my-wrist:

and-give-me-all-your-pills:

calins:

princess:

“What Schizophrenia Sounds Like”

For the last couple of weeks I have been looking up information about the mental illness, schizophrenia for a research project for my psychology class. During my research I found an interesting project that some scientists had put together called, “What Schizophrenia Sounds Like.” After interviewing many people with this illness the scientists compiled a short clip of what a schizophrenic might hear during an episode, or just day to day.

use earphones. this is mind-blowing.

honestly one of the most terrifying things I have ever listened to

I want to be a clinical psychologist when I’m older but this made me want to throw up

I AM USING HEADPHONES AND I CAN FEEL MY SANITY LEAVING ME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CANT DO THIS WHY DO NOT USE HEADPHONES

Scared shitless tbh
Ok then.

everyone needs to hear this to understand what it’s like to have auditory hallucinations, this is exactly what it is like.

I couldn’t finish it…

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kerfluffy:

my new favorite thing to do is look up “running pugs” on google because omg jUST

LOOK AT THESE

fUCKING

PUGS

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